Reports
When pathology labs take months instead of days, coroners wait years to investigate deaths, and forensic evidence piles up unexamined, the machinery of medical truth breaks down—and nobody in Whitehall wants to count the bodies left in its wake. All the soviet technocracy can do is cook the books.
Reports
Britain still promises emergency response but can no longer deliver it. Ambulance waits are 92 minutes. Fire deaths up 21% in a year. They share a single cause: the state retained legal duty while dismantling operational capacity. Promises have met pavement.
Analysis
Britain's homelessness machine runs on good intentions and broken economics. We're warehousing families in B&Bs, propping up a collapsing social housing sector with £100bn of debt, and calling enforcement restraint "compassion" while rough sleeping has risen by 164% since 2010.
Reports
Our worst MPs are fixated on nationalising water, without understanding sewerage, flooding, and drainage infrastructure is collapsing. It's cheaper for water companies to pay the fine than pay the state's infrastructure bill. Behold the perfect metaphor: socialism drowning in its own, actual s**t.
Reports
Stillbirth rates remain 50% above target. Maternal deaths climb. The midwives meant to catch you are vanishing—and when things go wrong, the same failures repeat in hospital after hospital. Nobody in power is willing to name what's breaking the system.
Analysis
Over three thousand Bills clogging the arteries of British democracy—and most of them deserve to die there. This doesn't even cover the latest stupidity, only what's on the books of Westminster. Starmer has already caved on EU travel, Chagos, the military, Northern Ireland, and more.
Editorial
Two hours, forty-six minutes. That's how long it took two bored developers to turn the UK Parliament's data feed into something which doesn't suck. Today the Restorationist™ releases the first vomit draft of its bill browsing app, to anyone, free and open source. You may not like the content.
Editorial
Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun. Boudica and Cromwell carriers. Fighters which dive into the ocean. Drone swarms which attach to enemy hulls like parasites. Underground farms to survive nuclear winter. And EREBUS — a weapon too terrible to name which brings eternal darkness.
Editorial
You already live in a direct democracy because the Internet established it. You just haven't been told. Every hour, millions render verdicts no MP can hear on social media. The machinery of consent has outpaced the machinery of power. What remains is a choice: formalise it, or watch it rot.
Editorial
Italy and Cartagena look like postcards, but Britain has the Shire. No country has ever set out to deliberately author the most beautiful place on Earth. Ugliness is not fate or progress; it is what happens when engineering forgets civilisation. Britain can transform modernist horror into glory.
Editorial
Over 10 years, Britain could establish 100 Hong Kongs as a peripheral global network state, each chokepoint a node in a thin empire for the price of a single day of NHS spending. The Five Keys that lock up the world become a hundred, bringing technology and aid to the undeveloped corners of Earth.
Editorial
Three discoveries in physics and a few months of NHS spending stand between Britain's place as a second-rate power and a hundred years of global dominance. Whomever solves these problems will control the chokepoints of human development and make both American and Chinese size irrelevant.